Fit + Flabuless!

I am reveling in the feeling of those damn jeans I've been bitching about forever perfectly hugging my imperfect ass.

At last, they fit without struggle. And this is after the smothered fries and pastrami and wings and apple pie weekend. While I'm on my period.

Amenhallelujah!
Hallelujahamen!
Mummerofuffleaggieramtamalingdang!

Hot damn! So relieved I'm a-speakin' in tongues!

I'm off to put in my fifth consecutive gym day, man. Because if that's all it takes, shit, I'm about to live up in that piece...